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Dear America

16/2/2016

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America can you please end the Donald Trump joke, it’s not funny anymore, you’ve taken it too far.

Now I’m not going to paint you all with the same brush, I’ve heard some Republicans say they’ll leave the party if Trump gets elected, I’ve heard some Americans say they’ll leave the US if he’s elected, but I don’t think you understand the magnitude of the situation. People of America if you elect Donald Trump as your president I and the rest of the rational people of the world are going to leave the planet.

You can have it, you can have your racist, islamaphobic, global warming third rock from the sun utopia to yourselves.

Feel free to spread a message of hate to the once diverse continents of the world, feel free to build walls on your borders, teach creationism to your children, cut all political ties with every country in the world, re-enter the cold war, antagonise your enemies, watch your GNP hit an all time low as American goods become less desirable than aids, and say good luck to the dream of a worldwide democracy.

The worrying thing for America is we’re not looking at one man with a few bad ideas, we’re looking at one man with some very bigoted ideas and the millions who follow him. Quite simply this makes America look like a country in a serious state of poor mental health, a country which is digressing from protecting basic human rights, a country which was once considered the land of the free and the home of the brave.

I’m not sure who your president should be, but if I had a choice between Trump and a T-Rex I would be voting for the Tyrannosaurus Rex, because the dinosaur would be less politically damaging on a global scale. If you don’t know what I mean by this run to your VHS collection, pull out Jurasic Park Two and fast forward to the end bit, now think twice about who you’re going to vote for.

For those of you who are genuinely fearful of this Trump Apocalypse you must act now, drop flyers, start working on a vaccine, make plans to abdicate to more open minded countries with brighter futures, countries like North Korea, Mauritania and Pakistan.  

Please help make the world a better place, don’t vote Trump (vote T-Rex). 
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