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MAGA Having A Nightmare

5/11/2020

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Well it’s the 5th of November and what a feeling waking up in the normal world free of all that Trump dogma. I don’t usually treat myself to a fry but thought this is the day to pop down to the local butcher for some vegan sausages. Who knew the meat industry would have been annihilated so soon, still you got to hand it to the Make America Greta Again movement for posting in all those votes in Michigan, being free from tyranny has come at a small price and I’m thankful for the rigged election results.

As I strolled out of the estate, I passed the old playground where they’re putting up a mosque, and I thought to myself it’s a wonder we never had one of them before. Of course since the government banned teaching creationism everyone’s converting to Islam.  I shouted good morning to one of the builder chaps but he muttered something eastern European under his breath and gave me the finger. You got to love the way most countries have signed up to this worldwide open border policy, renewing passports used to be such a hassle. Personally I think Hillary Clinton did a great job introducing it, turns out you can achieve fantastic results with the right email campaign.

When I got to the butchers there was a super long queue, of course I had to get here on food stamp day. Now that everyone’s unemployed the government is handing out green new deal food tokens and it’s much harder to get the basics on a Thursday. About 20 minutes later and half way there, but I’m disturbed as it becomes clear to everyone that there’s a Mexican raping a child across the street, some people are anxious about leaving the queue for fear of going hungry but the real reason no-one goes to help is that everyone is afraid of being mixed up in one of those paedophile scandals you keep hearing about.  I ask out loud ‘why don’t the AntiFa patrol arrest these criminals’ but no one answers. Sometimes I wonder why we defunded the police and gave all our tax money to the BLM collective, they’ve spent all the money on schools and what has education ever done for anyone?  I didn’t want to think about it anymore; conjuring up things in your head that might sound like a privilege complex can get you five to ten years under the new Living with Liberal Laws.

I finally get to the counter, they’re out of chickpea sausage mush, darn, I’m tempted by the beetroot burgers but I’m going to that ‘How to Make Your Kids Transgender’ class later and I don’t want to be bloated. I settle for some black olive pudding which as it turned out worked well with my champagne fry. I settled down on my sofa shortly after to read the paper, looks like some former ISIS group has started trouble in Syria again, more of a well armed group of anarchists at this stage but hard to know where they’re getting their CIA weapons from. At least the scuffle in Iran is looking like a decent five year plan and Biden has his second term nailed down, a war time president never gets defeated.

Off to the class then, presented by the head of the local prostitution union, this free thinking ‘if you can tax it you can sell it’ model has been great for the economy. I can't even recall why drugs were illegal, is there anything wrong with recreational cocaine. Of course now that most women are making money selling themselves and having regular abortions we really do need to consider the merits of this replacement theory the left keep talking about.

After mandatory class I had to do my shift digging bird graves at the windmill farm, another species wiped out this week. The job doesn’t pay great but I’m one of the lucky ones that bought Bill Gates stock just before they suddenly banned all fossil fuels, sure it will be a cold winter and people will die, but I’m doing fine because I’m college educated and know the inside deal.  

Finally finished up for the day, and what a day it was I thought as I sat back down to watch the only channel on TV, 24/7 Clinton News Network, another rerun of Biden’s 3hr inauguration where he shares story after story about serving in Nam with Obama and the like.....but hey....at least nobody is talking about Covid, Covid, Covid
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Fuck The Lockdown

2/6/2020

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Black Lives Matter is not a football match, it's not people crowding on the beach looking for a tan, it's not a Stereophonics concert, it's not a picnic in the park.

Sure people broke lock down marching from O'Connell Street to the American Embassy in Ballsbridge, many breaking the law by assembling 5k outside their homes.

However wishing demonstrators Covid and blaming them for the spread of disease is an appalling reaction. This march represents everything you'd imagine from a fair, decent, and caring society, it was the most human reaction to a most inhuman event. The death of George Floyd has shocked the western world. The march in Dublin was in solidarity with other democratic nations who want to uphold our values of freedom and justice. BLM might very well be the most important movement of this generation, a society accepting that it has been hurt by racism but willing to heal.

Anyone condemning the marches is attempting to silence justice and makes the road to equality a much harder journey to travel. If you value democracy you need to stand up for it or send your support.

The march in Dublin tells our Government that equality is important to us. At the very least it says police brutality is not something we will ever tolerate here. It spreads awareness that direct provision is not the kind of provision you'd like to live through. It says we are worried about America and troubled by the racism it has hidden for so long. It says we have hope for the future.

Photo shared on Twitter by Damien Storan @StoranPhoto
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The Memory of Floyd

30/5/2020

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Not many people will know about Pope Innocent the third's crusade to eliminate Catharism in southern France, which began with the massacre at Béziers on 22 July 1209.

The Cathars were being persecuted by the Catholic church but when the Pope's army surrounded Béziers it's people refused to give the Good Christians up. The heretics were a minority in a Catholic city loyal to the Pope, so this was a dilemma as the army could not draw their swords on people who believed in the right god. However the army's leader, the Abbot of Citeaux, Arnaud Amalric ordered;

"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."

Which translates as "Kill them. For the Lord knows those that are His own" or as the phrase has become known "Kill them all and let God sort them out".

This ruthless killing mentality would be considered a war crime in present day Europe. We'd be appalled at the thought of innocent lives being taken in the pursuit of fellow citizens, who although good people and well loved, might not be following all the rules.

That's why we are shocked and disgusted when the President of America announced "When the looting starts the shooting starts". This is not a man who needs time to think about innocent lives; no these are the words of a crusader who declares war on civilians without conscience.

That's why we might consider when one person burns down a police station it is a crime but when 50,000 people are lighting fires it is a revolution.

Minnesota refuses to hand over the memory of George Floyd to Trump, united against their oppressors, the massacre of Minneapolis will be at Trump's hands.
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