As I strolled out of the estate, I passed the old playground where they’re putting up a mosque, and I thought to myself it’s a wonder we never had one of them before. Of course since the government banned teaching creationism everyone’s converting to Islam. I shouted good morning to one of the builder chaps but he muttered something eastern European under his breath and gave me the finger. You got to love the way most countries have signed up to this worldwide open border policy, renewing passports used to be such a hassle. Personally I think Hillary Clinton did a great job introducing it, turns out you can achieve fantastic results with the right email campaign.
When I got to the butchers there was a super long queue, of course I had to get here on food stamp day. Now that everyone’s unemployed the government is handing out green new deal food tokens and it’s much harder to get the basics on a Thursday. About 20 minutes later and half way there, but I’m disturbed as it becomes clear to everyone that there’s a Mexican raping a child across the street, some people are anxious about leaving the queue for fear of going hungry but the real reason no-one goes to help is that everyone is afraid of being mixed up in one of those paedophile scandals you keep hearing about. I ask out loud ‘why don’t the AntiFa patrol arrest these criminals’ but no one answers. Sometimes I wonder why we defunded the police and gave all our tax money to the BLM collective, they’ve spent all the money on schools and what has education ever done for anyone? I didn’t want to think about it anymore; conjuring up things in your head that might sound like a privilege complex can get you five to ten years under the new Living with Liberal Laws.
I finally get to the counter, they’re out of chickpea sausage mush, darn, I’m tempted by the beetroot burgers but I’m going to that ‘How to Make Your Kids Transgender’ class later and I don’t want to be bloated. I settle for some black olive pudding which as it turned out worked well with my champagne fry. I settled down on my sofa shortly after to read the paper, looks like some former ISIS group has started trouble in Syria again, more of a well armed group of anarchists at this stage but hard to know where they’re getting their CIA weapons from. At least the scuffle in Iran is looking like a decent five year plan and Biden has his second term nailed down, a war time president never gets defeated.
Off to the class then, presented by the head of the local prostitution union, this free thinking ‘if you can tax it you can sell it’ model has been great for the economy. I can't even recall why drugs were illegal, is there anything wrong with recreational cocaine. Of course now that most women are making money selling themselves and having regular abortions we really do need to consider the merits of this replacement theory the left keep talking about.
After mandatory class I had to do my shift digging bird graves at the windmill farm, another species wiped out this week. The job doesn’t pay great but I’m one of the lucky ones that bought Bill Gates stock just before they suddenly banned all fossil fuels, sure it will be a cold winter and people will die, but I’m doing fine because I’m college educated and know the inside deal.
Finally finished up for the day, and what a day it was I thought as I sat back down to watch the only channel on TV, 24/7 Clinton News Network, another rerun of Biden’s 3hr inauguration where he shares story after story about serving in Nam with Obama and the like.....but hey....at least nobody is talking about Covid, Covid, Covid