Vote T-Rex

So earlier in the year I published a post called, “Dear America”, pleading with the whole nation to end the Donald Trump joke before it went too far, but the Trump Train kept on choo chooing and now we’re in a world of trouble because we’re running out of tracks.

Since then people have asked me if I’d really vote for a Tyrannosaurus Rex and quite simply the answer is a definite ‘YES’ and here are 10 reasons why:

1. T-Rex loves Mexico
2. T-Rex does not discriminate on grounds of religion
3. People laugh at Donald Trump, no one laughs at T-Rex
4. T-Rex does not believe in Stop & Search
5. T-Rex is pro gun control
6. T-Rex believes in climate change and natural disasters
7. T-Rex does not believe in an arms race or the use of nuclear weapons
8. T-Rex has never been accused of rape
9. T-Rex was not present at 9/11 and didn’t lie about it
10. T-Rex is less violent and has more global appeal

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There’s also a whole host of reasons why you shouldn’t vote for Trump, but no one says them better than Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann)